100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

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18 Jul — 767,755 notes
*eats you out as a friend*

chiefsimba:

iknownothingisalliknow:

revitiligo:

thepoetspace:

amerikkkanpie:

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

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18 Jul — 188,767 notes

vorfreudde:

Relationships suck, you either get married or breakup 

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18 Jul — 39,502 notes

gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

image

"my ass"

open 24 hours

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